Had a dream last night. Morgan Freeman gave me a small cannon that fired various slices of pizza and small wood balls with useful advice carved on them. However, unscrupulous iguanas and that secretary from Ferris Buller's Day Off were wanting to steal the cannon and use it for nefarious, selfish reasons. Therefore I was forced to hide it in the haunted house attraction of a mom-and-pop-styled theme park. The iguanas had me under survelliance, so to avoid detection I was forced to appropirate a themepark attendant's uniform for camoflage. Unfortuneately, a visitor/customer thought I was the real deal and I was forced to give him a guided tou